I just realized life would be so much better if people did what they wanted ;)
I talk about my teacher behind their back
My teacher secretly listens to us talk
We see him
We jump him and have a great time
Smarties
Do you ever have that feeling where you don’t know where to go, you feel like you’re walking in mid air, and everything is just relaxing. I just did after crushing up smarties, the candy, and practically smokin it. It’s actually pretty relaxing.
Clocks in Heaven
A guy dies, and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, “Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying.” St. Peter and this guy are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and the guy notices many clocks on the fence. Out of curiosity, the guy asks St. Peter, “What are all these clocks for?” St. Peter smiles, “They are clocks for every person in the world,” he says, “And they tick once for each time you lie. There is Mother Theresa’s clock! Her clock has never ticked once. There is Abraham Lincoln’s clock! His clock has only ticked twice.” Again, out of curiosity, the guy asks, “Where is Osama Binladen’s clock?” St. Peter calmly says, “His clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a fan.
